Ten Questions John Brantley will be sick of hearing.
Posted on | August 12, 2009 | No Comments
Ten questions John Brantley will be sick of hearing.
In the blogosphere today, some of us were introduced to John Brantley. He’s going to be the man who replaces the Tim Tebow in Florida. And as I am not only the co-editor and lead writer on your blog, I am also a seer and sage, I am going to give you the ten questions that you John Brantley is going to be sick of hearing during the remainder of his time in Gainesville.
10. Are you feeling any pressure about replacing Tim Tebow?
9. How about now?
8. Why aren’t you in the discussion for the Heisman?
7. Are you still not feeling any pressure?
6. Why am I seeing Brandon Spikes in my nightmares?
(Sorry, that’s from my list of Jonathan Crompton’s questions he asks when he looks in the mirror.)
5. Are you feeling any pressure…from Jordan Reid? Ha ha!
4. I find your lack of jorts disturbing. Why is that?
3. Have you started to feel the pressure?
2. You know we want you to bring back the National Championship, right?
And because we need to have text seperating a list of descending order to simulate a drumroll for the number one part of any list? The number one question John Brantley is sick of hearing?
1. Are you a virgin?
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