Top 10 Reasons Auburn Fans Should Have Hope
Posted on | August 21, 2009 | 1 Comment
Top 10 Reasons Auburn Fans Should Have Hope
WHOO!
I know, you’ve got the same quarterback you had as your team collapsed. You don’t have the cash money that you once had as Bobby Lowder’s bank has collapsed. And you passed up Turner Gill for a man that hit on just over twenty-percent of his games at Iowa State. What to tell you? You’re in a bad spot.
But Andrew cares. Andrew wants to make you feel better about life. Andrew is going to put his motivated Frank hat on and say to you tonight! THERE IS HOPE!
In the form of a top 10 list, because we’re going late into Friday.
10. Tyrik Rollison looks good. Like, he’s going to take over the starting job at some point even if Chris Todd doesn’t suck, good.
9. NO MORE GATES! Bobby Lowder has had an Al Davis like vise on the administration of Auburn’s academics and Athletics. With his bank gone to glory, he’s going to take it easy.
8. Remember the year you were uncrowned National Champions? Nobody expected anything from you. So you’ve got a shot to shock the world!
7. Lee Ziemba! He’s an awesome left tackle who sells a cut rate zoomba!
6. Freshmen! They’re sensational! Pat White and Steve Slaton were no names in that I didn’t hear of them coming in, they changed the world. Emory Blake, I’m looking at you.
5. Mario Fannin is still a weapon. Most definitely, he is still a weapon.
4. Beat a Pat White-less West Virginia at home and you’re 4-0 going into a trap game…For Tennessee.
3. You can still defend against most everybody. Antonio Coleman is a force of nature.
2. And so to is the secondary. They can keep games interesting. They want it.
And the #1 reason Auburn fan has to be feeling good about their chances?
1. Mississippi State is still in the league!
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August 23rd, 2009 @ 2:16 pm
The south and SEC is ready for a black coach.
Sylvester Croom at Mississippi State broke that
barrier. The reason Auburn, or other deep south schools, did not go after Turner Gill is not because he is black. Its because he is the husband of a beautiful, blonde, trophy wife and THE SOUTH AIN’T READY FOR THAT. Period,paragraph.