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SEC Power Poll* Week 11

Posted on | November 9, 2010 | 2 Comments

Sad Crompton hates this ridiculous Cam Newton vetting.

SEC Power Poll* Week 11

So yeah, beyond Les Miles eating some grass, last week had shown itself to be pretty dull on the field. Not to say that the incessant character attacks on Cam Newton are fun to watch. Auburn can’t have nice things, after all. So, we’ll reflect and roll out with an SEC Power Poll.

*Now with awesomeness grades.

1) Auburn A+ (If you’re still talking about Auburn based on their admittedly weak non-conference schedule as a paper tiger? You’re simply wrong. This team is for real so long as Newton stays healthy. He is that good.)
Subsection to #1) The Cam Newton Coverage S- (John Bond is like a guy who claims to have a one night stand with a prominent Senatorial Candidate. Give it four days and he will completely contradict himself. Thayer Evans is citing an anonymous source for his case. I’ll have more on that later.)
2) LSU A (When you get to 8 wins, it doesn’t matter if all statistical metrics don’t trust the team. They’re pretty dang awesome.)
Subsection to #2) Les Miles A+++++++ (You know why.)
3) Arkansas A- (With the emergence of Knile Davis? This team is going to make somebody feel bad about life and the way things are going. Most likely LSU to end the year. Real talk)
4) Alabama C (It’s hard to have the greatest offense ever when you can’t stop a front four from chasing down your quarterback, isn’t it?)
5) Florida B (It’s been said that when you have two quarterbacks, you really have none. But apparently when you have three? Awesomeness.)
Subsection to #5) Urban Meyer Z- (An anonymous source close to SEC Football Blogger says that it was Wide Receivers Coach Zach Azzanni who was the source who leaked the allegations to Thayer Evans on the orders of Urban Meyer. My source is anonymous, but totally awesome.)
6) Mississippi State B (In a real weird place right now. A good team with a shot at a signature win that’s dealing with the tragedy of Nick Bell as well as the start of the Cam Newton Kerfuffle. They’re a strong team, but the enjoyment of them? Weird place.)
7) South Carolina C+ (The team that beat Alabama and was so close to beating Auburn is dead and gone. Suddenly, they’re 6 point dogs to a team that got fat off of Georgia and Vanderbilt.)
8) Georgia C (It’s a trap game coming? Mmmmmmaybe?)
9) Ole Miss D+ (Letting the Ragin’ Cajuns get up off the deck was inexcusable. They let Western Kentucky score 54! In Lafayette! Sheesh!)
10) Kentucky C- (Charleston Southern was a 2-6 FBS team. Letting them hang around for three quarters was indefensible.)
11) Tennessee D- (Tyler Bray looks competent, so there’s that. Three bad teams/bad defense mean that there’s hope for the backdoor bowl berth.)
12) Vanderbilt Q (They’re Vanderbilt.)

Related posts:

  1. SEC Power Poll (Week 9)*
  2. SEC Power Poll (Week 10)*
  3. The SEC Awesomeness Ratings
  4. SEC Week 10 Prediction Pick Briefs Featuring Florida at Vanderbilt
  5. SEC Against the Spread…Week 1
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2 Responses to “SEC Power Poll* Week 11”

  1. Kurt W
    November 9th, 2010 @ 1:51 pm

    To rank a Florida team who was beaten on their own home field over a Mississippi State team who won in the swamp is a joke. Period.

  2. Andrew Rosin
    November 9th, 2010 @ 3:38 pm

    Yeah, you would think.

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