SEC Power Poll (Week 13)
Posted on | November 24, 2010 | No Comments
You used to be cool, Knile Davis.
SEC Power Poll (Week 13)
I’m not going to make any semblance of a bold statement here. The SEC has kind of locked in. The SEC West 4th place team is better than a l0t of teams in the country. The SEC East is kinda bad. But not the sort of special bad as a Vanderbilt!
As you could guess, that last bit o’ snark means for this power poll? I’m going to attempt to be like a funny person who says funny things.
1) Auburn (Turned heel on the rest of the country so gradually, you hardly noticed. Will it matter? Perhaps not.)
2) Alabama (Obviously I’m going to discuss this further, but the key to victory for Alabama is not going to be a superstar. It won’t even be the defense. Teased yet?)
3) LSU (While they do lay up at home (McNeese State, Tennessee, Ole Miss), and while the offense has been shaky at best? And as much as I expected them to quit on Les Miles? I courteously admit that this is a great team.)
4) Arkansas (You know how hard I’ve jumped upon the Knile Davis bandwagon, and this is how he repays me? For shame, Knile Davis. For shame. Knile Davis.)
5) South Carolina (You know, you half-expect them to flop against Clemson again because they’re looking ahead for the big game against Auburn. But then you would have to trust the ACC to win a game. That just never happens.)
6) Mississippi State (Even though Arkansas finally got past them, you have to think that barring somebody playing Godfather to Dan Mullen? He has the chance to put something special together. The ad execs would call it B Cowbell S. Because they are wizards.)
7) Florida (Average in Florida is an 0-12 season for a Tennessee right now. Reason to panic. If you’re not Urban Meyer. He’s a chill bro.)
Georgia (In the alternate universe where this November hasn’t devolved into a dystopian nightmare for yours truly, Mark Richt is spoiling for a fight in a rematch with Auburn. Nick Fairley would get his ACL so torn.)
9) Tennessee (You can call it a gift of scheduling, but the fact that the Vols are the favorites in a must win game to get to a bowl game is a testament to the team buying what Derek Dooley’s selling. And not laughing at Tyler Bray’s back tattoo.)
10) Kentucky (It’s not that they’re a terrible team. The defense just can’t get off the field or get a big play. They’re still going bowling, for whatever that’s worth.)
11) Ole Miss (As good as Masoli has been in recent weeks, this is a defense that is beyond the pale bad. 6.2 yards allowed per play. 35.5 points allowed per game. And as such? You could consider them lucky they even got to four wins.)
12) Vanderbilt (You could replace them with Appalachian State and get a better effort on the field. Love you token smart guys.)
Related posts:
- SEC Power Poll* Week 11
- SEC Power Poll* Week 12
- SEC Power Poll (Week 9)*
- SEC Power Poll (Week 10)*
- SEC Prediction Pick Briefs Week 11 (Featuring Auburn vs. Georgia)
Tags: Dan Mullen > Jeremiah Masoli > Knile Davis > Les Miles > Mark Richt > Nick Fairley > Power Poll > Rosin > Tyler Bray > Urban Meyer
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