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Who will be the SEC’s new punching bag?

Who will be the SEC’s new Punching Bag? With yesterdays news that Jim Tressel was essentially saying la-la-la-la I can’t hear you while his players were breaking NCAA rules that got A.J. Green suspended for a month for the better part of the last ten years, and the pre-requisite resignation from the man of the [...]

The SEC Meme Watch.

The SEC Meme Watch. There are always driving narratives in the SEC. Last year you had the struggles of Tim Tebow as he got the team to 13-1 and a Sugar Bowl championship. As well as Kiffin. But the less said about that meme the better. This year? Week 1 holds multiple interesting memes. I [...]

What we learned about the SEC…

 What we learned about the SEC… So now the season is basically done except for the single greatest game in the history of college football. (Alternate title? THE TEBOCALYPSE). I’m going to tell you this. What I want and what I think will happen? It’s going to be different. Vanderbilt: Luck always balances out. Always. [...]

The week before the cataclysm in terms of what we know…

The week before the cataclysm in terms of what we know… So it all comes down to this. We’re in rivalry week. Win here, and the single most important moment of your life returns into sequal form. (That is, unless you hate both Alabama and Florida.) Lose? And the BCS dystopia just might return in [...]

See? (Now there was no controversy in the SEC…) Week #12 Edition

See? (Now there was no controversy in the SEC…) Week #12 Edition The hyperbolery for this week? It goes to the Prius three. And the fact that the two dumbasses who were dumb enough to wear Tennessee gear for their robbery attempt? They gone. And they took my dreams of a Steak Bowl loss with [...]

Apparently, the SEC controversies are about to disappear. (And other things we know).

Apparently, the SEC controversies are about to disappear. We know all about how Patrick Peterson got one foot down and had an obvious pick called out because of some inexplicable reason. (Though you notice how all of the bad calls went against teams playing Florida or Alabama with one notable exception? Maybe Mike Silve is [...]

Dropping Beats Like Hasheem Thabeet on the SEC…

Dropping Beats Like Hasheem Thabeet on the SEC… This means a stiff move where I get flipped by an undersized tough guy. So basically? Dan Mullen. Vanderbilt: Good looking out on getting 31 points on Georgia Tech. Bad looking out on nearly getting doubled up.  Georgia: I could make a snarky joke about how the [...]

Shouldn’t I know more about the SEC by now?

Shouldn’t I know more about the SEC by now? I mean, by now, you should know the narrative for every team, right? And yet? We’re going on to Halloween and we do not see just how every team is doing their business. Or am I just thinking like an ESPN based pundit? Find out as [...]

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